Facial Awareness Beards

Ok. Ok. So I will be the first to admit these guys over at "facial awareness" are
totally schooling me in QUANTITY, but dare I argue NOT Quality. Is it just me, or
do most, if not all, of these spectacles on this site look like they would be complete
jerk-ouches in real life? I've managed to pull a few of the rare gems I still found
tantalizingly appetizing. Take a look regardless, there's some scary action up in there
also (just as a er...ginger...warning)

Beard Etiquette

--They left out one thing here: In the event of a tie (ie. not distinguishable winner
of longest / fullest beard) both men must either:

1. Compete in a tree chopping competition, topless,
or
2. Wrestle in a pool of mud, topless,
to determine a winner.