Friday, July 29, 2011

Old Saint Nick Beard

Congrats to Alix, who has very deservingly made it onto zee 'ol beard blog. Shout out to
Martha Stewart for sending our dear friend Alix to a lovely Christmas convention in Rye Brook, NY,
this last week. As a testament to how amazing GOLDEN GLOW is (that's the name of the
convention, seriously), Alix seemed to have NO trouble finding a "reason for the
season." Frankly, why should there be? The concept of facial hair is just as timeless
and festive as Old Saint Nick. Well done Alix and where's my Christmas pressie already!?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

OMG Brian Wilson Tuxedo Beard

I. Am. Speechless about this one! Best moment in sports. EVER. I'm officially going on
a mission to slither my way into the ESPY's next year. Thank you, Brian Wilson for this
moment of awe and drool. My shirt is messy, but that's ok. Apparently our camera woman
(seen below) couldn't handle herself around you either, as half the video is out of
focus and studdery. I don't blame her, but honey - if you need a steady hand next time
to "mount the equipment properly", I'm your lady. That goes for both of you -
Brian Wilson included.


Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Summertime Sunglasses Beard

Sweet Summer Action! Hot off the Beard, Warby Parker has just launched
a brand spanking new collection of sunglasses just in time for the PERFECT beachy bearded
BBQ season. If you ask me, these models or their specs couldn't be more irresistible.
I'll take both of them over watermelon and a hot dog any. day. of. the. week. Warby -
where's the "package deal" "buy all" button on your website?!