Kung Fu Pigeon Beard

Recently discovered this gem of a man through a new project launched by fashion brand French Connection. Glad to see more fashion labels are allowing their models to toss out the wax sessions in favor of a more natural, feral, hairy heaven approach. As if the visuals in this campaign wouldn't be enough to get your heart racing, turns out the campaign copy in these is EVEN BETTER. Way to go Fallon London! This is a win win win in my beard book.
"The Man is like wolf. The Man has returned. He wears clothes for the Winter."

Jail Beard

Oh profesh athletes, some things just never change. I like where you're going with the "One Love" tee on your way into court, but do you really think the judge won't see through that? Mo' Money Mo' Problems still rings true, just keep your beard in lockup okay? If its not even fiercer when you get out, I'm gunna personally hunt you down and slap you. And you don't want that.

Raging Waterfall Beard

Painter Jim Warren has finally managed to capture the imagery that's constantly in my brain:

His mountain unicorn painting is pretty legit as well.

Mountaintop Waterdrop Beard

So I may be late in the game with following all of actor Joaquin Phoenix's shananigans developing over the past 2 years, -Perhaps its his enormous, natural, lack of manscaping - chinpiece that's got me strapped to this story now.
In any case, this seems WAY too slick to be honest. -His "brushed-up, but scruffed out, just crawled out of a cave," look, that cave being "Hollywood."
It leaves me to wonder if this is the next era of entertainment, brushing it into a category with Bansky's Mr. Brainwash scheme. One is left to wonder. And drool, although it's a rare occasion that I would go on a record and say Joaquin may be JUST as handsome brushed out, scruffed out, even smooth as a baby's bottom. LOVE IT!

BEARD COMPETITION

Oh Snap! My favorite time of year! Who's with me?! Watch out for pics and / or video after the drop! More info HERE